The word is ‘glands’

Okay. So I was recently accepted as an extra for a cannibalism comedy, which is awesome. Advertisements

Angry Roses

I live on the western border of Mexicantown.   When I used to live on the eastern border of Mexicantown, there was a guy who sold roses on the overpass. 

Protect and Survey

I should have added a Stupid Shit category. …there: done. This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends: Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight. Why?  I’m glad you asked.  Please allow me to answer in quiz form: If you say: “There’s a drunk man…