Okay.

So I was recently accepted as an extra for a cannibalism comedy, which is awesome. (more…)

I should have added a Stupid Shit category.

This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends:

Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight.

Why?  I’m glad you asked.  Please allow me to answer in quiz form:

If you say:

“There’s a drunk man on my porch and he won’t leave.  He keeps trying to open the door.  I told him to fuck off but he keeps trying to come in anyway.”

The first thing out of the 9-1-1 operator’s mouth will be: (more…)