Filed under: Everyday Shit
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Book review stuff
Okay. So I have another book review up at sonar4 ezine. They have a new format, much easier to navigate. Check it out.
Detroit Stand Up stuff
Detroit Stand Up is coming along. I know, when you go there you don’t see any content to speak of. That’s because we’re not live yet…April 1 is The Day, mark your calendars.
…the open mic calendar’s not up yet because I’ve been a slacker about that, sorry all. It’ll be up and working by next Wednesday.
There. Now I have a deadline. (more…)
Filed under: So What?
Okay.
So I was recently accepted as an extra for a cannibalism comedy, which is awesome. (more…)
Filed under: Everyday Shit
I live on the western border of Mexicantown. When I used to live on the eastern border of Mexicantown, there was a guy who sold roses on the overpass. (more…)
Filed under: So What?
I should have added a Stupid Shit category.
This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends:
Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight.
Why? I’m glad you asked. Please allow me to answer in quiz form:
If you say:
“There’s a drunk man on my porch and he won’t leave. He keeps trying to open the door. I told him to fuck off but he keeps trying to come in anyway.”
The first thing out of the 9-1-1 operator’s mouth will be: (more…)