Yada yada yada
March 20, 2009, 12:27 am
Filed under: Everyday Shit

Note: This blog is also on my MySpace page, so if you’ve already read that one you don’t have to read this one.  Go grab a glass of wine and Crooked Little Vein and have a great night.

Book review stuff

Okay. So I have another book review up at sonar4 ezine. They have a new format, much easier to navigate. Check it out.

Detroit Stand Up stuff

Detroit Stand Up is coming along. I know, when you go there you don’t see any content to speak of. That’s because we’re not live yet…April 1 is The Day, mark your calendars.

…the open mic calendar’s not up yet because I’ve been a slacker about that, sorry all. It’ll be up and working by next Wednesday.

There. Now I have a deadline. (more…)



The word is ‘glands’
August 31, 2008, 1:02 am
Filed under: So What?

Okay.

So I was recently accepted as an extra for a cannibalism comedy, which is awesome. (more…)



Angry Roses
August 31, 2008, 12:39 am
Filed under: Everyday Shit

I live on the western border of Mexicantown.   When I used to live on the eastern border of Mexicantown, there was a guy who sold roses on the overpass.  (more…)



Protect and Survey
August 31, 2008, 12:21 am
Filed under: So What?

I should have added a Stupid Shit category.

This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends:

Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight.

Why?  I’m glad you asked.  Please allow me to answer in quiz form:

If you say:

“There’s a drunk man on my porch and he won’t leave.  He keeps trying to open the door.  I told him to fuck off but he keeps trying to come in anyway.”

The first thing out of the 9-1-1 operator’s mouth will be: (more…)



What it is
July 7, 2008, 8:21 am
Filed under: Everyday Shit

So here’s the thing:  (more…)