Filed under: So What?
Okay.
So I was recently accepted as an extra for a cannibalism comedy, which is awesome. (more…)
Filed under: Everyday Shit
I live on the western border of Mexicantown. When I used to live on the eastern border of Mexicantown, there was a guy who sold roses on the overpass. (more…)
Filed under: So What?
I should have added a Stupid Shit category.
This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends:
Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight.
Why? I’m glad you asked. Please allow me to answer in quiz form:
If you say:
“There’s a drunk man on my porch and he won’t leave. He keeps trying to open the door. I told him to fuck off but he keeps trying to come in anyway.”
The first thing out of the 9-1-1 operator’s mouth will be: (more…)
